Everyone say hello to Gilbert, he is still re-cooperating but we're pretty sure he's going to pull through seeing as how I am sitting my fat bum right here in front of the computer right now. And I intend to stay sitting here, getting fatter and fatter until the chair can no longer contain the cellulite, carbs and crabs.

According to chrome carbs is not a word. AHAHAHAHA RED LINES RED INES CARBS.




BUT YEAH OH. FOR THOSE OF YOU...who...haven't heard (read: 0%) I am going to be having a NEPHEW that would be my sister's baby yes ma'am it is going to be a boy. He waved at us in the ultra-sound I swear to God. And he did ninja kicks. So I'm pretty much going to have the coolest nephew ever yeahhrrr and and I already have an adorable niece SO WE'RE ALL SET.








So since photoshop pulled a major middle finger at me, under the suggestion of many I have obtained myself some of this Open Canvas business via FREE AND LEGAL. Except now I have no clue what I am doing besides sitting here going THIS ISN'T ELEMENTS THIS ISN'T ELEMENTS OH GOD WHERE IS MY OPACITY.


so if any of you have an tips on how to battle it out with Open Canvas I...:I I would love to listen. Love it.